Why do people of my generation hate their children?

These are some baby names I've heard: Achilles, Sequoia, Cade, Brantley, boys' names/last names as first names for girls, girls' names/last names as first names for boys... etc. Please, for the love of God, bring back the popularity of Tiffany and Jennifer (for girls) and Jonathan and Michael (for boys)! I don't mean to be a downer, but I know what it is like to have a "unique" first name. Kids make fun of you and everybody gets it wrong. It sucks. I like my name now, but save your kids the heartache. Please.